{"id":1074,"date":"2014-03-19T23:28:20","date_gmt":"2014-03-19T22:28:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cenest.net\/?p=1074"},"modified":"2014-03-19T23:28:20","modified_gmt":"2014-03-19T22:28:20","slug":"prof-menace-ses-eleves-raconter-fin-game-of-thrones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cenest.net\/?p=1074","title":{"rendered":"Le prof menace ses \u00e9l\u00e8ves de raconter la fin de Game of Thrones"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cenest.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/professeur.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-1076\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cenest.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/professeur-273x300.gif\" alt=\"Professeur \u00e9nerv\u00e9\" width=\"273\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a>Une cacophonie dans sa classe.<br \/>\nImpossible de faire r\u00e9gner l&rsquo;ordre.<br \/>\nCe professeur a une id\u00e9e : menacer ses 70 \u00e9l\u00e8ves de donner les prochains morts de la s\u00e9rie Game of Thrones.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Les \u00e9l\u00e8ves ne l&rsquo;ayant pas pris au s\u00e9rieux, il s&rsquo;est ex\u00e9cut\u00e9 et a inscrit au tableau le nom des morts de la saison qui n&rsquo;a pas encore \u00e9t\u00e9 diffus\u00e9e en France.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">L&rsquo;effet a \u00e9t\u00e9 imm\u00e9diat : un silence complet dans la classe jusqu&rsquo;\u00e0 la fin du cours.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Si vous \u00eates professeur, c&rsquo;est peut-\u00eatre une solution que vous pouvez garder sous le coude. A condition que vous soyez vous-m\u00eame au courant.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Moi qui vient de regarder le film <a title=\"Idiocracy\" href=\"http:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Idiocracy\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Idiocracy<\/a>, je pense que ce film n&rsquo;est pas qu&rsquo;une simple com\u00e9die : c&rsquo;est une proph\u00e9tie. A moins que l&rsquo;auteur ne soit un voyageur du futur qui tente de nous mettre en garde. Car quand on lit l&rsquo;histoire de ce professeur, on se dirige <del>lentement <\/del>rapidement vers cette situation.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Menac\u00e9s d&rsquo;un spoil de la s\u00e9rie Game of Thrones, les \u00e9l\u00e8ves se taisent instantan\u00e9ment. Idiocracy est sur la route ma bonne dame.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[72,100,174,201],"class_list":["post-1074","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-societe","tag-ecole","tag-idiocracy","tag-spoil","tag-tv"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cenest.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1074","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cenest.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cenest.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cenest.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cenest.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1074"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.cenest.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1074\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cenest.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1074"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cenest.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1074"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cenest.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1074"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}